Even more sex.......

[Dev One]

A sexually frustrated woman went to the supermarket to try to take her mind off her overly erotic thoughts. As she moved through the aisles, she saw bananas and apples and so many things that made her recall rather than forget her erotic mood. She ended up buying far more than she needed.

When she arrived at the checkout there was a young man packing bags. As he packed her bags, his muscles gleamed under the fluorescent lights and she could make out the contours of his fit body under his tight T-shirt and trousers. She could hardly control herself.
After she paid she asked the young man if he could help her to her car with her many heavy bags of groceries. The young man willingly obliged.

As they walked through the car park the lady finally lost control. She placed her hand on the young man’s bum and said “I have an itchy pussy”.

The young man replied “You’ll have to show me where it is ma'am ’cause all these Japanese cars look the same to me”.


Keith

[Filonian]

Graham

[nigelb]

Nigel²

[Paul K]

[Airspeed]

Reminds me of the solicitor who drove a truck;
yes, it was an ISUZU.