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She's single and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and make love tonight! Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog??"

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Good job she didn't have a pussy! :$ :hide:

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:-#


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :doh:
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Ummm. :-# Wouldn't he actually hope she has one , .,?

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:lol:
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Ummm. :-# Wouldn't he actually hope she has one , .,?

Now beginning to wish my fingers had not mistype'd my reply! :$

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That's why I didn't quote you.. you can still make it go away..
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:lol: :lol:
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