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Tomliner
- Red Arrows

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- Joined: 02 Apr 2006, 12:00
- Location: Edinburgh UK
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by Tomliner »
According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate
the bag. So every morning I slap her bum and say "Two sugars, fatso."
My wife said she's leaving me because im overweight and effeminate.
Bloody cheek: since the start of the year I've gone down two dress
sizes.
When a wife asks: "Does my bum look big in this?" Apparently the
wrong answer is: "Your bum is not entirely in it."

EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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dodger
- Concorde

- Posts: 1518
- Joined: 21 Nov 2010, 23:38
- Location: Devon UK
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by dodger »
Roger
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.