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Grandma's Letter

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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter
from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo
of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist
colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the
bottom half of the photo.

He's really worried but then remembers how bad his
grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother, It says:
" Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... It makes your
nose look too short."
Love,
Grandma
:) EricT
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:lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:doh: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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