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Filonian
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by Filonian »
The Admiral was visiting one of his ships.
When having tea he noticed that every biscuit had the ships insignia embossed on it. He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.
Cook: “When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven”.
Admiral: “That’s pretty unhygienic”.
Cook: “In that case Sir, I’d suggest you skip the doughnuts”.
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It's the way he tells 'em
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I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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Filonian
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After a comment like that Mike, I hope are not good as I've heard only the good die young.
Although you may be in pain for a week or two.
Graham
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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
I dread to think what he uses to coat and fill the profiteroles!
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
