I have been watching the UK election returns and I must say I find it very interesting. The Colonies have two major parties and occasional a third party might pop up but they usually disappear after an election or two and if not, they never amount to much. I find it fascinating that there appear to be so many more parties in the UK, Northern Ireland appears to have a plethora. Is there such a thing as party envy? I think there might be - so under the theory that the more parties, the merrier, I have come up with a few ideas for some new ones on this side of the pond.
How about:
The Mad Hatter PC Tea Party
The Raving Lunatic Moon Watching Party
The Silly Walking Twit Party
The Mothers Against Naked Wheat Field Running Party
The Happy Hour Warm Gun Temperance Party
The Repeal Everything and Grab Them Party
The Free Beer on Fridays Party
MAAGJA Party

Sorry... it's late.
Oh, that last one? Make America A Great Joke Again Party.
E's off 'is blooming rocker.