I pulled up at the gate, decided to run a trolley down the driveway while I had the headlights going.
Walked back to the van, and as I half slid onto the driver's seat, there was a throaty growl behind me.
In less time than it would take to think "Oh my goodness, whatever might that be?"(this IS a family-friendly site, remember)
I froze,
It was the rear window wiper, still going, but scraping over the dry glass.



