As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees £10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop.
He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, then trot across the road to a bus-stop.
The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.
When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus.
The butcher follows, dumbstruck.
As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, and then the butcher follows him off.
The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step.
and barks repeatedly. No answer.
He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself (Whap!) against the door. He does this again and again.
No answer.
So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door.
Eventually a small guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.
The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!”
The owner responds,
.
"Genius, my arse! That's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!”
EricT
Maybe a re-post but I like it.
A Clever Doggy Tale
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Wasn't expecting that
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Yes, it's a re-post, but I like it too!
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Dogs can be very smart, we have just started the next round of dog training>
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Re: A Clever Doggy Tale
Laughed even though I vaguely remember this from a while ago.
Very cute picture of the dog learning to keep two paws on the wheel.
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And the pup knows not to talk on his mobile while driving. Unlike the human idiot I saw today chatting away while driving 40 mph in a 70 mph zone. That's a great pic, Joe!
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Brian, totally agree. Many of the idiots yapping on phones drive worse than drunk drivers.
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