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Filonian
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Poetry....

Post by Filonian »

A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big knockers who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.



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Re: Poetry....

Post by nigelb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OK, fair enough on the woman's prayer until the last line. As to the male response, I might not be quite so picky. For instance, a tennis player would be OK with me if she had most of the other qualities.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just goes to show that men are much less demanding than women! We're so much easier to please. ;) EricT
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Tomliner wrote: 18 Dec 2017, 07:52 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just goes to show that men are much less demanding than women! We're so much easier to please. ;) EricT
Of course Eric. :hide: :lol:

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Tomliner wrote: 18 Dec 2017, 07:52 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just goes to show that men are much less demanding than women! We're so much easier to please. ;) EricT
Exactly. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ust goes to show that men are much less demanding than women! We're so much easier to please.
Most definitely!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by FlyTexas »

That was lovely, Graham. :lol: :lol:

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