Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat,
and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in
this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall
live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling,
"Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both
walk towards the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very
pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and
hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench
and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior is first to open hers.
She begins to blush, and then, after staring at it for a moment, leans
to the other nun and in a soft brogue whispers:
Reminds of the old classic: There were two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" and the other nun says "Yes, it does, doesn't it." If you need me to explain it, I don't think you'll like it...
I suppose that seeing as racist jokes are banned now, we may as well pick on Nuns - as long as they are only from the Order Primates, as religious jokes are also banned.
Which reminds me:
Three men walked into a bar, you would think that at least one of them would have seen it.
Keith
