Bless the Irish
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Bless the Irish
Paddy went into a department store and asked the sales assistant, "Do you sell potato clocks?"
"Sorry sir," she replied, "I've never heard of such a thing. We sell digital clocks, alarm clocks, carriage clocks, but what exactly is a potato clock?"
"To be perfectly honest I'm not sure either," said Paddy, "but I start a new job at nine tomorrow, and my wife said to me, 'You'd better get a potato clock.'"
Graham
"Sorry sir," she replied, "I've never heard of such a thing. We sell digital clocks, alarm clocks, carriage clocks, but what exactly is a potato clock?"
"To be perfectly honest I'm not sure either," said Paddy, "but I start a new job at nine tomorrow, and my wife said to me, 'You'd better get a potato clock.'"
Graham
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........................... . A potato clock.
Brian
Brian
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A battery can be made from a potato, which can then be used to power a clock.
I know that, but I'm not getting the joke.
I know that, but I'm not getting the joke.
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Upat8o'clock
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Nigel²
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It reminds me of 'I worked for Cunard'. ( Merchant Navy joke, sorry ).
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Excellent.
Now then, Paul, that's naughty!
Now then, Paul, that's naughty!