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Filonian
Red Arrows
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by Filonian » 12 Mar 2018, 18:17
Paddy went into a department store and asked the sales assistant, "Do you sell potato clocks?"
"Sorry sir," she replied, "I've never heard of such a thing. We sell digital clocks, alarm clocks, carriage clocks, but what exactly is a potato clock?"
"To be perfectly honest I'm not sure either," said Paddy, "but I start a new job at nine tomorrow, and my wife said to me, 'You'd better get a potato clock.'"
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Tomliner
Red Arrows
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by Tomliner » 12 Mar 2018, 19:44
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
511Flyer
Vintage Pair
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by 511Flyer » 12 Mar 2018, 19:46
A battery can be made from a potato, which can then be used to power a clock.
I know that, but I'm not getting the joke.
Filonian
Red Arrows
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by Filonian » 12 Mar 2018, 19:58
511Flyer wrote: ↑ 12 Mar 2018, 19:46
A battery can be made from a potato, which can then be used to power a clock.
I know that, but I'm not getting the joke.
Upat8o'clock
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Paul K
Red Arrows
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by Paul K » 12 Mar 2018, 22:09
nigelb
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by nigelb » 12 Mar 2018, 23:23
Swanoir
Concorde
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by Swanoir » 12 Mar 2018, 23:43
Paul K
Red Arrows
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by Paul K » 12 Mar 2018, 23:54
It reminds me of 'I worked for Cunard'. ( Merchant Navy joke, sorry
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Airspeed
The Reds & Concorde
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by Airspeed » 13 Mar 2018, 01:01