String theory for beginners

[airboatr]

Yo Mike,

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

[FlyTexas]

Brian

[Nigel H-J]

[Airspeed]

I like it!

[Paul K]

[Dev One]

Did it become entwined?

[Dev One]

Presumably only if there were two pieces of string - they could possibly be twin(e)s.

[airboatr]

Did it become entwined?

That's a bit knotty.

[Dev One]

Did it become entwined?

That's a bit knotty.

Surely knot if officially spliced?

[blanston12]

Did it become entwined?

That's a bit knotty.

Surely knot if officially spliced?

Oh what a tangled web we weave!