One wipes her fanny with her knickers, and the other uses a wreath of flowers.
Their two husbands were in the pub the next day.
One says, "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on."
The other man says, "That's nothing, mine had a card wedged in her arse saying "We'll never forget you. From all the boys at the fire station!"
Brian
