Ouch!

[Dev One]

A fireman was working on the engine outside the Station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red billycart
with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in
the middle.
The girl was wearing a fireman's helmet.
The billycart was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fireman walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire engine,' the fireman said with admiration.
'Thanks' the girl replied.

The fireman looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to
her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the fireman said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run
your rig,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could
go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully,
'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'


Sounds familiar or am I going bonkers?
Keith

[Airspeed]

No, Keith,
You're not going bonkers.
It should sound familiar, you posted it under "Little Red Engine" Feb 2017.

[Nigel H-J]

But still a bl**dy good joke!!

Regards
Nigel.

[Dev One]

No, Keith,
You're not going bonkers.
It should sound familiar, you posted it under "Little Red Engine" Feb 2017.

Memory fade or erase then!
Keith

[Paul K]

[Airspeed]

No worries, Keith, Just trying to be helpful. I don't want you to think that you're bonkers!
Everything's new when you're seeing it for the first time, and who knows how many that applies to?