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Tomliner
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by Tomliner » 13 Mar 2019, 12:56
Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should Brexit take place?
The Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Brexiteers had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that May’s proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anaesthesiologists though it was all a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Parliament 
EricT
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Nigel H-J
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by Nigel H-J » 13 Mar 2019, 13:52
Eric, that was brilliant!!
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Parliament
I really feel that the bottom para (above) describes what I think of these MP's. Get rid of the lot of 'em!!
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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511Flyer
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by 511Flyer » 13 Mar 2019, 14:01
What did the GP's say? We can't even think about it for 3 weeks?
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Dev One
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by Dev One » 13 Mar 2019, 16:48
....and presumably the dental surgeons couldn't get their teeth into it.
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Airspeed
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by Airspeed » 14 Mar 2019, 04:05
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nigelb
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by nigelb » 14 Mar 2019, 22:08
The colonists here are claiming that they have something that TRUMPS all of that!
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FlyTexas
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by FlyTexas » 14 Mar 2019, 22:22
nigelb wrote: ↑14 Mar 2019, 22:08
The colonists here are claiming that they have something that TRUMPS all of that!
Nigel²
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simondix
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by simondix » 15 Mar 2019, 08:28
I suppose the Urologists want a Hard Brexit.
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Filonian
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by Filonian » 15 Mar 2019, 13:00
That about sums it all up Eric.
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