My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by simondix » 22 Jul 2019, 22:32

The offender didn't get legal aid either. After the case its lawyers went away to razorbill.
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by GHD » 23 Jul 2019, 02:17

simondix wrote:
22 Jul 2019, 22:32
The offender didn't get legal aid either. After the case its lawyers went away to razorbill.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by 511Flyer » 24 Jul 2019, 20:30

There's a chick in the post.

8)

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by simondix » 25 Jul 2019, 08:18

I think I am going to have to copy all these jokes and keep them in an albumen.
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by blanston12 » 25 Jul 2019, 17:23

simondix wrote:
22 Jul 2019, 22:32
The offender didn't get legal aid either. After the case its lawyers went away to razorbill.
They will be jail birds soon enough.
Joe Cusick,

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by Paul K » 27 Jul 2019, 15:30

After 13 pages, I think I'll duck out of this thread, but the following might be of interest to the H-Js:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49096417

;)
Pip Pip ! :)

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by simondix » 28 Jul 2019, 08:05

I saw some gulls mobbing a sleeping cat once. Then I saw they were Kittiwakes.
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by Nigel H-J » 28 Jul 2019, 13:03

:doh:
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by 511Flyer » 30 Jul 2019, 09:00

Have you all gone to roost?

Don't leave it on the unlucky thirteen.

:poke:

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by simondix » 30 Jul 2019, 23:01

I held back because I thought if we put more puns on Nigel's wife might take out a grebeance.
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