My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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simondix
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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The offender didn't get legal aid either. After the case its lawyers went away to razorbill.
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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simondix wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 22:32 The offender didn't get legal aid either. After the case its lawyers went away to razorbill.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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There's a chick in the post.

8)
simondix
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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I think I am going to have to copy all these jokes and keep them in an albumen.
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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simondix wrote: 22 Jul 2019, 22:32 The offender didn't get legal aid either. After the case its lawyers went away to razorbill.
They will be jail birds soon enough.
Joe Cusick,

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

Post by Paul K »

After 13 pages, I think I'll duck out of this thread, but the following might be of interest to the H-Js:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49096417

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simondix
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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I saw some gulls mobbing a sleeping cat once. Then I saw they were Kittiwakes.
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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:doh:
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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Have you all gone to roost?

Don't leave it on the unlucky thirteen.

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Re: My Wife got Mugged Yesterday.

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I held back because I thought if we put more puns on Nigel's wife might take out a grebeance.
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