The Book Store

[airboatr]

Sum Ting Wrong.

[Paul K]

It's usually about this time that someone posts that picture of Benny Hill.

[Tomliner]

Must check if they have a copy of ‘Sewage Processing And Recycling’ by Won Long Pong EricT

[Nigel H-J]

It's usually about this time that someone posts that picture of Benny Hill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy88Sxxce_4

Nigel.

[Swanoir]

An old one but I think relevant to this thread:

There are so many Wings and Wongs in the Chinese phone book, you keep winging the wong number!

I'll get my coat

[simondix]

Oh, dear! These puns are making me feel ill - a glass of Freshwater please!
P.

None left the Cowes have drunk it all.

[PeteP]

Damn! Oh well, Simon, I suppose I'll have to drink that bottle of Newport instead - provided that well known bunch of pirates, the Blackgang, haven't half-inched it.
Pete

[FlyTexas]

It's usually about this time that someone posts that picture of Benny Hill.

Who would do such a thing?


Brian

[simondix]

Damn! Oh well, Simon, I suppose I'll have to drink that bottle of Newport instead - provided that well known bunch of pirates, the Blackgang, haven't half-inched it.
Pete

Make sure you dring it out of a mug made with Aluminium

[PeteP]

Nice one, Simon but I have to confess it took me 3 attempts before I spotted the pun! Silly me but I'll neither vent nor laugh at my own slowness. Did you ever go to the chine and push coloured sand down into one of those glass lighthouses? I think I may still have one somewhere.

Pete

PS we seem to be the only ones playing. Perhaps we're the only ones who have heard of the IoW - I don't think the others on this forum get out much!