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This morning's talkback radio
If this has already done the rounds, apologies. I only heard it today:
Caller says " I found two lumps on my car battery, one of them tested positive. I hope it's not terminal."
Caller says " I found two lumps on my car battery, one of them tested positive. I hope it's not terminal."
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Reminds me of the old joke about the two Hydrogen atoms walking down the road.
One turns to the other and says -
'I think I've lost an electron'
'Are you sure?' asks the other.
'Yes I'm positive' replies the first.
Kevin
Stratospheric traces, of our transitory flight.
Trails of condensation, held in narrow paths of white...
Trails of condensation, held in narrow paths of white...
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that hydrogen atom had better get to the doctor, maybe he can helium....
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Jokes about electricity never get old, they are always current.
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A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?" The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
"I don't care how many times they go up-diddly-up-up; they're still gits."
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I sense an imminent flood of electricity puns.
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An electrician arrives home at 3am.
His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?"
He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"
It's a current joke, although it’s shocking...
His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?"
He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"
It's a current joke, although it’s shocking...
"I don't care how many times they go up-diddly-up-up; they're still gits."
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A lot of bright sparks on here.
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Counting the groans in that one.Angus Prune wrote: ↑24 Mar 2020, 18:00An electrician arrives home at 3am.
His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?"
He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"
It's a current joke, although it’s shocking...