Must be true, it was on the news....

[Filonian]

Police in Dundee are guarding the statue of DESPERATE DAN following a tip-off that it will be pulled down by a horde of angry Vegan & Vegetarian protesters




Graham

[Airspeed]

I couldn't recall any specific adventures of DD to tell Mrs A., but I certainly read plenty of him 60+ years back.
Never knew he had been bronzed though.

[airboatr]

I just have one thing to say, ...

COW PIE !! You b@sTARDS!!


...

[FlyTexas]

Any man who wipes his mouth with his shirt sleeve can't be all bad, Joe.



Brian

[Airspeed]

Two things to report, Sir!
Firstly, I found a couple of comic extracts on the net. I am now embarrassed that I EVER wasted my time reading any of it, at ANY age.

Secondly, Joe, somebody has to keep those darned cows under control, stomping about, chomping grass with those murderous great teeth.

[airboatr]

Evidently you've never been clobbered by swinging utters.

[Airspeed]

Evidently you've never been clobbered by swinging utters.

I've been clobbered by many utters, Joe,
"You're not wearing full school uniform". Whack!
"You went to the playing fields on a Sunday" (while dad was at the pub) Whack!
I won't bore you with the others from my formative years.
I guess that's where the hair across my arse in the statues topic came from; you follow the rules, or face the consequences.

[airboatr]

Golly!

[Kevin Farnell]

Mad O'Rouke's Pie Factory in Tipton does a bostin Cow Pie. They also brew their own beer 'Lump hammer Ale', which is delicious. Also, it's only a short distance from the Black Country Living Museum which is an excellent day out.

https://www.madorourkes.com/

Kevin

[FlyTexas]

Mad O'Rouke's Pie Factory in Tipton does a bostin Cow Pie. They also brew their own beer 'Lump hammer Ale', which is delicious. Also, it's only a short distance from the Black Country Living Museum which is an excellent day out.

https://www.madorourkes.com/

Kevin

The 'Cows in Quilts' sounds good. Yum!

Brian