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Tomliner
Red Arrows
Posts: 5070 Joined: 02 Apr 2006, 12:00
Location: Edinburgh UK
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by Tomliner » 28 Jan 2021, 13:44
I showed my doctor a nasty rash on my penis. He looked but understandably didn’t want to touch it.
He just said I should make an appointment to see him on Monday and carried on pushing his shopping trolley round ASDA. EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Filonian
Red Arrows
Posts: 6383 Joined: 27 Nov 2005, 08:08
Location: Gristhorpe, UK
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by Filonian » 28 Jan 2021, 14:53
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Buggyman
VC10
Posts: 561 Joined: 28 May 2005, 20:29
Location: Scottish Borders
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by Buggyman » 28 Jan 2021, 16:33
"and today's spot product is.."
Allan
Dev One
Vintage Pair
Posts: 2580 Joined: 10 Jul 2009, 08:33
Location: Chacombe about 2 mile east of M40 J11
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by Dev One » 28 Jan 2021, 19:45
Vaseline????
Keith
Paul K
Red Arrows
Posts: 7636 Joined: 12 Jun 2005, 16:41
Location: Norfolk UK
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by Paul K » 29 Jan 2021, 00:57
Did that happen in the pork sausage aisle ?
Airspeed
Red Arrows
Posts: 9338 Joined: 14 Sep 2011, 03:46
Location: Central Victorian Highlands, Dja Dja Wurrung Country, Australia
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by Airspeed » 29 Jan 2021, 02:37
A rather brash rash.
spot
Trident
Posts: 303 Joined: 03 Dec 2008, 20:00
Location: Bridgend Mid Glam
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by spot » 29 Jan 2021, 08:48
Low and slow, the way to go