THE WISE NURSE

[Filonian]

To the parents of a newly born baby

The nurse said “You have a really cute child.”

Smiling the husband says “I bet you say that

To the parents of every new baby,” he smiled,

“Well no,” said the nurse, “only the cute ones.”

“So if they’re ugly what do you do?”

“Well,” she said “to be diplomatic, I say

“My goodness, the baby looks just like you.”



Graham

[Airspeed]

[spot]

They all look like Winston Churchill to me. (Except my grandson).

Brian

[511Flyer]

Ken Dodd used to say, "hands up all the ladies in the audience who had an ugly baby" needless to say, no hands.