Dark Matter

[Airspeed]

Scientists have apparently set up a search for dark matter 1 kilometre down a gold mine, in Victoria, Australia.
I have dark matter in my bedroom at night, could have saved them a climb down.
I could also tell them that if they find it, they'll have to turn the light on to see it, thus terminating the search.

[Paul K]

I have a jar of Dark Matter, which I spread on toast.

[Tomliner]

I have a jar of Dark Matter, which I spread on toast.

So do I Paul, I also spoon it straight out of the jar! EricT

[Paul K]

I have a jar of Dark Matter, which I spread on toast.

So do I Paul, I also spoon it straight out of the jar! EricT

[blanston12]

[Kevin Farnell]

I have a jar of Dark Matter, which I spread on toast.

So do I Paul, I also spoon it straight out of the jar! EricT

It's great on hot buttered crumpets too!

Kevin