Classic British Flight Sim

The Ancient Sages say do not despise the snake for having no horns for who is to say it will not become a dragon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsAye_EiA0

When Gary Lineker played football in Japan, they called him Galy Rineker. So they can pronounce there L's and their R's, but not necessarily in the right order!

Monkey who lives in top of tree gets less sh1t than monkey living in bottom of tree

ATB
DaveB

Aye Aye, you can tell its friday in here

Girl who sits on jockey's lap, gets red hot tip!

Just because I want to get to 500.

ATB
DaveB

Any of you ever remember the Mitsubishi Starion?
Officially they said "Starion" is a contraction of "Star of Orion" (Wikipedia)
But there was a horse in the first advert on the telly with the name under it, so figure that one out

Garry Russell wrote:

One I always remember

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok

I can't wait to tell that one at work.

Brian