CONFUCIUS MAY NOT HAVE SAID......but would have, if he had thought a bit more!
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally
CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...? "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Confucius
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Real wisdom there!
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Lots of good ones. 
Brian
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Dashed clever, these Chinese.
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One I always remember
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
Garry
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"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
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OOh, Garry, how they say?
"OW!, so?"
"OW!, so?"
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My favourite old one:
Woman aviator who fly upside down have 'onolable clack up!
Woman aviator who fly upside down have 'onolable clack up!
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Thanks Keith, that gave me a laugh on this wet miserable misty October morning,
The last one was a bit below the Belt
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Confucius also say 'Honalable Japanese aviator called a Nip in the air'
Confucius was a bit un pc.
EricT
Confucius was a bit un pc.
EricTNow at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!