Slightly Adult Joke

[crisso]

Following several air crashes, all airliners are now fitted with a Ground Proximity Warning Device. If the plane gets near the ground other than in a landing configuration, an electronic voice shouts "Terrain! Terrain!, Pull Up!, Pull Up!." Hearing it will galvanise aircrew into immediate action. No other cockpit alarm is more feared or respected.

So one day captain X was at home, pursuing an affair with his chief air hostess whilst, his wife named Lorraine, (another hostie) was supposed to be rostered on the red eye. However her flight was cancelled. He was expecting her to be half way across the Atlantic when her car pulled up outside. He was so engrossed in the throes of lovemaking that he did not hear his wife Lorraine open the front door. However, his mistress heard the door latch, and said darling, I think your wife is here. He took no notice and carried on. She said it again "darling, quick, your wife Lorraine is home!!!" He still did not hear.

So she shouted "Lorraine! Lorraine! Pull out! Pull out!"

[Tomliner]

EricT

[cstorey]

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