Joke.

[Nigel H-J]

A farmer was working on the moors when he heard an almight crash.

He made his way down to the road and came across an overturned bus with many MPs' from Parliament on a days' outing.

The road was extremely narrow and because it is nearly all moorland there were no other houses or telephones for miles. So the farmer set to work and buried them.

A few days later the police turned up after receiving information that the bus had an accident in the vicinity and came across the farmer who took them to the crash site showing them also where he had buried the bodies.

"My god" said the Officer, were they all dead"? The farmer turned to the officer and said "Some of them said they weren't but you can't believe what these politicians tell you".

Nigel.

[Garry Russell]

Garry