Ladies in a Sauna

[Filonian]

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. 'I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID....... 'WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!'


Graham

[delticbob]

It was funnier the first time round
http://www.cbfsim.org/cbfsim/cbfsBB/vie ... na#p183330

Now, what about the Captains 'Log'

Bob

[Nigel H-J]

Oh dear Graham, that's the 2nd time in a week you've repeated yourself!! :o

I'm afraid if you do it again, then we will have to send in the men with white coats!!

Nigel.

[Filonian]

:-(

I am going into a quiet corner to repeat 1000 time, "I must take more water with it."

Graham

[AllanL]

No, no Graham, the problem is obviously and always too much water. Alternativley pour the water first and then correct the proportion of malt until that buzzing goes away ('tis only SWMBO - and a Mission Impossible).

Why don't we have a Laphroaig smilie?

[airboatr]

Oh dear Graham, that's the 2nd time in a week you've repeated yourself!! :o

I'm afraid if you do it again, then we will have to send in the men with white coats!!

Nigel.

when i was a kid and my dad would repeat him self once in a while
.... and we said something about it. He would say

well if you dang kids would listen to me the first time..... :@

we would say ... We did thats why we said you said it a second time...

...

Poor pop
there was eight against him ..................all of his own doing

[Filonian]

Why don't we have a Laphroaig smilie?

Much prefer Bruichladdich meself Alan.

Funny thing is, the lassie showing us round Grants just added a drop of water from a teaspoon to my 15 year old taster, and I was gobsmacked at the difference in "nose" and "taste" - for the better I might add - thought it had tasted OK to me in the first place.

Graham