No sex since 1955

[Filonian]

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event,
hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy
yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room, where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I should hope not, it's only 2130 now."



Graham

[AllanL]

When I was in hospital, sharing a room with a load of other open heart surgery success cases, one day the old guy opposite was sitting grinning to himself. ( We didn't see the ones who didn't make it - odd that)

It seemed that he had just had the "No nookey for six weeks until your ribs heal" lecture, yeah right however I digress.

Anyway we asked him what he was so cheerful about; and it turned out that he had not quite got the drift of the conversation, as he came out with the comment," Yon wee nurse says I'm to have sex in six weeks. Ah've no had sex for ten years but I'll dae as I'm telt."

[DaveB]

I wonder if he made it??

ATB

DaveB :tab: