A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
Graham
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Rgds,
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Gentleman (n.) Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't
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Gentleman (n.) Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't
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Deary me.. another cracker
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Nigel²
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blast!Effoh wrote:
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careful now
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Love it LOL
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Brilliant, really brilliant!!
Nigel.
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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That sounds a bit Winston Churchill, in a way.
Keep them coming, Graham
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Ah yes!Paul K wrote:
That sounds a bit Winston Churchill, in a way.
Keep them coming, Graham
I wonder if Winnie would have said the same thing to Lady Astor in the same situation.
Nigel²