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Great comeback?..

Posted: 19 Oct 2009, 17:05
by Filonian
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."




Graham

Re: Great comeback?..

Posted: 19 Oct 2009, 17:13
by Effoh
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Screenwipe please.......

Re: Great comeback?..

Posted: 19 Oct 2009, 17:53
by DaveB
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Deary me.. another cracker :lol:

ATB

DaveB B)smk

Re: Great comeback?..

Posted: 19 Oct 2009, 20:42
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nigel²

Re: Great comeback?..

Posted: 20 Oct 2009, 09:41
by fran65
:lol: :lol: :lol: :welldone:

...somebody help me, :lol: I'm in office.... :-#

Re: Great comeback?..

Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 03:07
by airboatr
Effoh wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Screenwipe please.......
blast!
:lol: :lol:


careful now :)

Re: Great comeback?..

Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 11:29
by Seaking
Love it LOL

Re: Great comeback?..

Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 14:49
by Nigel H-J
Brilliant, really brilliant!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nigel.

Re: Great comeback?..

Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 20:49
by Paul K
:lol: :lol:

That sounds a bit Winston Churchill, in a way.

Keep them coming, Graham ;)

Re: Great comeback?..

Posted: 22 Oct 2009, 08:08
by nigelb
Paul K wrote::lol: :lol:

That sounds a bit Winston Churchill, in a way.

Keep them coming, Graham ;)
Ah yes!

*-)
I wonder if Winnie would have said the same thing to Lady Astor in the same situation.

Nigel²