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Filonian
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To save the economy in 2010, the British Government will start deporting all the weird old people in order to save Social Security and Medical costs.

I started crying when I thought of you.

RUN you old f*rts, RUN.

Well, what can I say, someone sent it to me - and I'm not going alone!!!



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To where will we be deported? If they are opening up the colonies again, I'll go without protest.

My wife and I wouldn't wish to deprive any illegal immigrants, of the millions of pounds that they feel they are entitled to.

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Filonian wrote:
RUN you old f*rts, RUN.

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Ya'll can come here to Texas! Before you arrive though you'll probably want to get a few things straight. ;)

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oh absolutly... ....

more limies for the Corona

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Oh yes please...

I'd gladly be deported back to Belize:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFGUGI_OzGw

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I'll pick up every CBFSIM-native immigrant to Austria personally at Schwechat Airport. :hello: :hello: :hello:

Here's where you can exercise for your integration programme:
http://www.austrianbeer.co.uk/

Cheers from Vienna,

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Post by DispatchDragon »

Umm wells looks like I beat them to the punch there!

of course I have to wait another ten years till I reach the ulitmate deportee/expat destination ;)


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