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Breaking news...

Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 12:23
by Filonian
To save the economy in 2010, the British Government will start deporting all the weird old people in order to save Social Security and Medical costs.

I started crying when I thought of you.

RUN you old f*rts, RUN.

Well, what can I say, someone sent it to me - and I'm not going alone!!!



Graham

Re: Breaking news...

Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 15:33
by 511Flyer
To where will we be deported? If they are opening up the colonies again, I'll go without protest.

My wife and I wouldn't wish to deprive any illegal immigrants, of the millions of pounds that they feel they are entitled to.

:bandit:

Re: Breaking news...

Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 22:33
by steelsporran
Filonian wrote:
RUN you old f*rts, RUN.

Graham
I know when I'm not wanted.
I ran 37 years ago.

Re: Breaking news...

Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 23:10
by FlyTexas
Ya'll can come here to Texas! Before you arrive though you'll probably want to get a few things straight. ;)

This is a biscuit.
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These are chips.
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We drive on this side of the road.
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This is football.
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...and this is the greatest airliner of all-time.
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Re: Breaking news...

Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 03:29
by airboatr
oh absolutly... ....

more limies for the Corona

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:guinn:

Re: Breaking news...

Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 04:12
by DelP
Oh yes please...

I'd gladly be deported back to Belize:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFGUGI_OzGw

Derek :Dance:

Re: Breaking news...

Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 09:31
by WhisperJet
I'll pick up every CBFSIM-native immigrant to Austria personally at Schwechat Airport. :hello: :hello: :hello:

Here's where you can exercise for your integration programme:
http://www.austrianbeer.co.uk/

Cheers from Vienna,

Nick

Re: Breaking news...

Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 17:33
by DispatchDragon
Umm wells looks like I beat them to the punch there!

of course I have to wait another ten years till I reach the ulitmate deportee/expat destination ;)


Leif