Apple does it again....

[Filonian]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


Graham

[Garry Russell]

Dual core processors

Garry

[RAF_Quantum]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699,

Does anyone know which retailer will have the breast price for one of these? Be aware I'd also heard that there is a fake copy of these doing the rounds which have no functionality to them at all. They are easily distinguished by the spelling mistake of the logo. If you see one with uTit on the front you'll know you've been done!



John

[Tomliner]

I wonder if these implants are made from TITanium? EricT

[nigelb]

I wonder what the storage limit is. Double D perhaps.

Nigel²

[airboatr]

Dual core processors

Garry

naw mate, thats lower technology...... like ..lower ... no you know lower

[robbie]

I dare not ask how they intend to "tweek" the volume!!!

Robbie.

[airboatr]

the nobs of course ......any nob knows that


I hope they go to eleven