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Apple does it again....
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 12:59
by Filonian
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Graham
Re: Apple does it again....
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 13:08
by Garry Russell
Dual core processors
Garry
Re: Apple does it again....
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 13:31
by RAF_Quantum
Filonian wrote:Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699,
Does anyone know which retailer will have the breast price for one of these? Be aware I'd also heard that there is a fake copy of these doing the rounds which have no functionality to them at all. They are easily distinguished by the spelling mistake of the logo. If you see one with uTit on the front you'll know you've been done!
John
Re: Apple does it again....
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 20:32
by Tomliner
I wonder if these implants are made from TITanium?
EricT
Re: Apple does it again....
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 23:38
by nigelb
I wonder what the storage limit is. Double D perhaps.
Nigel²
Re: Apple does it again....
Posted: 17 Nov 2009, 01:12
by airboatr
Garry Russell wrote: Dual core processors
Garry
naw mate, thats lower technology...... like ..
lower ... no you know
lower 
Re: Apple does it again....
Posted: 17 Nov 2009, 16:06
by robbie
I dare not ask how they intend to "tweek" the volume!!!
Robbie.
Re: Apple does it again....
Posted: 17 Nov 2009, 18:40
by airboatr
the nobs of course ......any nob knows that
I hope they go to eleven
