Senior Health Care Solution
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 Senior Government Officials.
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need! glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
Graham
Senior Health Care Solution
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Re: Senior Health Care Solution
Yes.. I still think it is and wouldn't dream of living anywhere else 
ATB
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Re: Senior Health Care Solution
Don't put ideas in my head Graham......
If internet access is included then I may have a retirement plan.......
Derek
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