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There has been a big fight in the biscuit tin!

A Bandit called Rocky, who was Crackers, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club - tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband and made his Breakaway in a Taxi.

Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut plus 2 accomplices. One known as Gary Baldi and the other one known only to the Police as Rich T.

Unfortunately, they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it.


Alright, I'll get me coat.



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When they catch him he'll be put a wafer a bit...
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That's a cracker. :) EricT
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Nice Graham.. :doh:
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Too much information for me to digest...i've got to think about this.............
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It's a good thing I was sitting down with a cup of tea when I read this.
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Sounds like Rocky deserves a kick in the tunnocks.............I'll get my coat as well

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Effoh wrote:Too much information for me to digest...i've got to think about this.............
I'll digestive you do :thumbsup:
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Were they after Gold Bars.
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Crumbs :doh: that just about takes the biscuit :lol: your all crackers :hide:
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