Breaking news.......
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Breaking news.......
There has been a big fight in the biscuit tin!
A Bandit called Rocky, who was Crackers, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club - tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband and made his Breakaway in a Taxi.
Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut plus 2 accomplices. One known as Gary Baldi and the other one known only to the Police as Rich T.
Unfortunately, they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it.
Alright, I'll get me coat.
Graham
A Bandit called Rocky, who was Crackers, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club - tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband and made his Breakaway in a Taxi.
Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut plus 2 accomplices. One known as Gary Baldi and the other one known only to the Police as Rich T.
Unfortunately, they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it.
Alright, I'll get me coat.
Graham
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When they catch him he'll be put a wafer a bit...
Garry
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"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
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That's a cracker. EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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Nice Graham..
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
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Too much information for me to digest...i've got to think about this.............
Rgds,
Colin
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Colin
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It's a good thing I was sitting down with a cup of tea when I read this.
Due to shortages and cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
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Sounds like Rocky deserves a kick in the tunnocks.............I'll get my coat as well
Nige
Nige
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Runway behind you
Fuel in the bowser
Money in the bank
Runway behind you
Fuel in the bowser
Money in the bank
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I'll digestive you doEffoh wrote:Too much information for me to digest...i've got to think about this.............
Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
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Were they after Gold Bars.
Simon
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Crumbs that just about takes the biscuit your all crackers
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