The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like ****e.'
The importance of sentence structure
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The importance of sentence structure
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Re: The importance of sentence structure
Brilliant, short, direct and to the point !
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XFX 8800GTS 512 G92Engine
Re: The importance of sentence structure
Seaking wrote:Brilliant, short, direct and to the point !
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