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Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :

Dear Mrs. Murray,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1.. June 15th: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2nd: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7th: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19th: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14th: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15th: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
gas stove.

7. September 23rd: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8.. October 4th: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10th: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. November 3rd: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11.November 6th: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21st: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And last, but not least:

14. November 23rd: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'






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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Superb mate!
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Another classic Graham - well received here in the office! :welldone:

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Filonian wrote: 11.November 6th: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

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One could only imagine what use her funnel has had .

funnels.. ... whatever

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:lol: :lol: I'll have to try some of them ;)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Another gem!

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