Two Australian businessmen in Sydney were sitting down for a break, In their soon-to be, new store..
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Kiwi walked to the window, had a peek, and in a Kiwi accent asked 'What are you selling here?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Kiwi said, 'You are doing well .. Only two left!'
Australians God bless them - should not mess with New Zealanders
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Ah yes, Kiwis....they're the people who crowd into the KFC at Mascot, because they've been told to go to the check-in counter 
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Ouch!emfrat wrote:Ah yes, Kiwis....they're the people who crowd into the KFC at Mascot, because they've been told to go to the check-in counter
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