A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husbands temper and threatening manner.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!
How does the water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water does bu**er all…it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...." EricT
Swishing
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Re: Swishing
I must be on a run here as I kinda expected that punchline too. No less funny mind you
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I'll have to try harder Dave! EricT
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You won't have to try too hard Eric.. I'm sure you're well ahead of me already
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Re: Swishing
Along the same lines...
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice!
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