Two Irish Fella's A Blond And A Flagpole

[Garry Russell]

Paddy and Mick had been sent to measure the height of a flag pole

They were struggling as they had no ladder and so couldn't reach the top.

A blonde girl walks by and seeing them looking puzzled asked what the matter was.

They told her and without batting an eyelid she reached for the bottom of the pole pulled the pin out and laid the pole down.

She then simply ran the tape measure along the pole and exclaimed 25 feet.

She goes on her way and Paddy looks at Mick and exclaimed "Blondes..to be sure they are tick...this one...I mean...I tell her I want the height and she gives me the bl@@dy length"

[DaveB]

I wondered if this one was going to be as bad as the last. I wasn't wrong

ATB
DaveB

[FlyTexas]

Good ol' Paddy and Mick.

Brian

[nigelb]

One blonde brain against two Irish brains? Not a fair match!

Nigel²

[511Flyer]

Could be the same fellas who got a job erecting telegraph poles. At the end of the day, the foreman asked, "How many poles have you erected?" "Two!" They trumphantly cried.

"Two? Be Jaysus is that all?" the foreman replied. "Seamus and Sean have erected eight!" "Begorrah!"says Paddy and Mick, " but just look how much they left sticking out o' the ground!"

[Garry Russell]

Mick was taking his car on a trip and asked Paddy to pop outside while he tested the light and shout out if they were working of not.

Headlights...yes

Parking lights...yes

Stop lights...yes

Indicaters...yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.........