A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9 yo. opened the door.
"Is your Dad or your Mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard ... is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
The kid said, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie, pregnant!! "
The boy thought for a moment... then said
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull, and $200 for the pig, but ...I don't know how much he charges for Howard." ???
Graham
Country Kids think differently!
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Country Kids think differently!
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Re: Country Kids think differently!
Well that's logic!
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.