A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,
and noticed he had his collar on backwards .
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards .
The man being a priest said, " I am a Father . ."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the
Father of many ."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"
The priest, getting impatient said , "I am the Father of
hundreds", and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned
over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom,
and put your trousers on backwards instead of your collar."
Can't fault him can you? EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
