Wife asks husband,
"How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies,
"Only you, darling -
With all the others,
I was awake."
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Think Before You Speak!
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Think Before You Speak!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Re: Think Before You Speak!
It's funny coz it's true 
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Re: Think Before You Speak!
Though that's a euphemism that annoys me.
Re: Think Before You Speak!
Oh Yes
Like last week when we were going out i said,
Come on put your face on, Reply came back, "What!! i have it on"
Not a lot you can say
Roger.
Like last week when we were going out i said,
Come on put your face on, Reply came back, "What!! i have it on"
Not a lot you can say
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.