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Think Before You Speak!

Posted: 18 May 2014, 10:25
by Filonian
Wife asks husband,
"How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies,
"Only you, darling -

With all the others,
I was awake."

Hospital Visiting Hours are
10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.

Re: Think Before You Speak!

Posted: 18 May 2014, 13:30
by Swanoir
It's funny coz it's true :lol:

Re: Think Before You Speak!

Posted: 18 May 2014, 14:06
by Airspeed
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Though that's a euphemism that annoys me.

Re: Think Before You Speak!

Posted: 18 May 2014, 17:08
by dodger
Oh Yes :lol: :lol: :lol:

Like last week when we were going out i said,

Come on put your face on, Reply came back, "What!! i have it on"

Not a lot you can say :lol:

Roger.