A few quickies

[Dev One]

Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?"


"I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"






Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador .



"Blow that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"







19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?"



Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."

[Garry Russell]

Paddy was confused at his new job when shown two shovels and asked to take his pick




Paddy and Murphy were sent to cut down a tree. After a while the boss checked up and found the tree still standing and the two men sitting down
He asked what the problem was
Paddy relied "We're just waiting for the other one so we are. The sign here says tree fellers...so it does...and there's only the two of us"

[Vancouver]

Hoots mon