More definitions - Irish ones
Posted: 05 Nov 2014, 09:20
The Irish have
the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.....
Medical Term..........................................Irish Definition
Artery...................................................The study of paintings
Bacteria ................................................Back door to cafeteria
Barium..................................................What doctors do when patients die
Benign..................................................What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section ....................................A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan.................................................Searching for Kitty
Cauterize ............................................. Made eye contact with her
Colic.....................................................A sheep dog
Coma....................................................A punctuation mark
Dilate....................................................To live long
Enema ..................................................Unfriendly female
Fester ..................................................Quicker than someone else
Fibula...................................................A small lie
Impotent ..............................................Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain............................................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff..........................................A Doctor's cane
Morbid..................................................A higher offer
Nitrates ................................................Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node....................................................I knew it
Outpatient.............................................A person who has fainted
Pelvis...................................................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative........................................ A letter carrier
Recovery Room ......................................Place to do upholstery
Rectum................................................Nearly killed him
Secretion..............................................Hiding something
Seizure................................................Roman Emperor
Tablet................................................A small table
Terminal Illness ....................................Getting sick at the airport
Tumour..............................................One plus one more
Urine.................................................Opposite of you're out
the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.....
Medical Term..........................................Irish Definition
Artery...................................................The study of paintings
Bacteria ................................................Back door to cafeteria
Barium..................................................What doctors do when patients die
Benign..................................................What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section ....................................A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan.................................................Searching for Kitty
Cauterize ............................................. Made eye contact with her
Colic.....................................................A sheep dog
Coma....................................................A punctuation mark
Dilate....................................................To live long
Enema ..................................................Unfriendly female
Fester ..................................................Quicker than someone else
Fibula...................................................A small lie
Impotent ..............................................Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain............................................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff..........................................A Doctor's cane
Morbid..................................................A higher offer
Nitrates ................................................Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node....................................................I knew it
Outpatient.............................................A person who has fainted
Pelvis...................................................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative........................................ A letter carrier
Recovery Room ......................................Place to do upholstery
Rectum................................................Nearly killed him
Secretion..............................................Hiding something
Seizure................................................Roman Emperor
Tablet................................................A small table
Terminal Illness ....................................Getting sick at the airport
Tumour..............................................One plus one more
Urine.................................................Opposite of you're out
