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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems
When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.
After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my banking card.
Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors. 
EricT
Getting old is somewhat overrated!
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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nigelb
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by nigelb »
As a senior, I can relate to that but I haven't taken that particular instruction literally .......... well not yet anyway.
Nigel²
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Filonian
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by Filonian »

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.