German Passion

[Tomliner]

A German guy approaches a lady of the night.

'I vish to buy sex viz you.'

'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £20 an hour.'

'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'

'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.

'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'

She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'

She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,

'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position?'

'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze....


Four-sprung Duck technique EricT

[Dev One]

Is that what comes of a Merc.y past, or 'ave I not Audi properly?
Keith

[Filonian]

Posted it over two years ago Eric, but still as funny.

Graham

[Tomliner]

It happens Graham. Some times difficult to detect the repeats. I've seen several on here which I know that I've posted earlier . I'll pass on posting the next one because although I do know that it's been posted before, I think that it's still funny. EricT

[Filonian]

Wasn't being critical Eric. I've done it myself several times, and as I said - still very funny.

Anyway, we most certainly have new members who will not have seen them, so don't be put off posting anything.

I still have a good laugh at the funnies posted, even if I have seen them here or elsewhere.

Graham